i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
a search helicopter?!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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