Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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