sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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