I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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