yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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