she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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