If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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