quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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