i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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