Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
i think my cat just said my name.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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