So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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