Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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