stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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