Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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