I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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