**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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