do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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