what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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