The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Say something about gay babies.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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