Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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