Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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