im drinking this country out of the recession.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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