I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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