Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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