found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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