Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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