Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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