I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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