she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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