Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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