Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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