youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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