ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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