Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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