Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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