Is it because I queefed?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
