Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool http://tfl.nu/pe2b
  Replies (13) Good night (558) Bad night (888)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia? http://tfl.nu/7m55
  Replies (14) Good night (637) Bad night (3585)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth http://tfl.nu/zzns
  Replies (35) Good night (3814) Bad night (1478)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock http://tfl.nu/5322
  Replies (23) Good night (896) Bad night (3744)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God. http://tfl.nu/c3gg
  Replies (75) Good night (24343) Bad night (1293)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source. http://tfl.nu/tbks
  Replies (98) Good night (2829) Bad night (7129)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks http://tfl.nu/c3q4
  Replies (8) Good night (1022) Bad night (2513)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played http://tfl.nu/8t1m
  Replies (7) Good night (1768) Bad night (1000)
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws. http://tfl.nu/oz69
  Replies (16) Good night (2106) Bad night (1210)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition. http://tfl.nu/erlj
  Replies (3) Good night (1422) Bad night (570)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry http://tfl.nu/dsfb
  Replies (7) Good night (541) Bad night (1248)
• Favorite

  (478): View more from Georgia

  Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (478): Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy. http://tfl.nu/ujmz
  Replies (15) Good night (3405) Bad night (629)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from." http://tfl.nu/m6hb
  Replies (2) Good night (1074) Bad night (478)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat. http://tfl.nu/pqit
  Replies (10) Good night (1353) Bad night (426)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom http://tfl.nu/1mdt
  Replies (0) Good night (386) Bad night (275)

Randomize