Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.