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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

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  safety first

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.

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• (516): View more from New York

  YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?

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• (315): View more from New York

  We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You're the common denominator of my blackouts.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help

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  My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help

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  This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.

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• (714): View more from California

  Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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