Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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