You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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