I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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