Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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