It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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