hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Someone came in the potted fern
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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