He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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