Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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