I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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