He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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