Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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