oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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