therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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