Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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