even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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