he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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