I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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