The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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